Sunday, February 27, 2011

Immediate Sale (Twitter Poem #1)

Two children for immediate sale.
V/cute.
One pre-loved, one near new.
Clearance sale.
All stock must go.
Absolutely no refunds or exchanges.

- @slamup

7 comments:

  1. Bwahahaha - I know that feeling! No exchanges - you sure you don't want an irate aspie boy with attitude ;)

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  2. Does he sleep Gabrielle? I could have a go at irate aspie attitute on eight straight hours sleep :)

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  3. the two i've got are near their expiration dates - probably wouldn't be the best trade

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  4. I don't know Jason, there's something to be said for a close 'best before' date on children...finite commitment...Hehe.

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  5. He sleeps fine now but didn't for the first 8 years!!! You know the term 'sleeping like a baby' - wonder who came up with that oxymoron - haha. Hope you get some good sleep soon Maxine.

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  6. Definitely a saying invented by someone with no children gabrielle...or maybe someone who's children had chronic fatigue.

    Thanks Cat - Hope my kids think so when they get old enough to trawl through my blog archives :)

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