despite pussy riot's best efforts, julian assange won

julian assange met pussy riot
in a witness protection cottage
secret / in ecuadorian galapagos

this wz right after
rafael correa
busted them all out
talking about
this ain’t breaking international law
bt taking arms against
hostis humani generis
- enemies of mankind
the president of ecuador
wz righteous
& eager for re-election:
blazed in
with helicopters
& a prize contingent
of swarthy south american thugs

at the moment of liberation
they were screaming
dios, patria y libertad!
as well as
down with russia
imperialism
& the united states

meanwhile
putin wz well away from it all
on holiday / in the black sea
in that ten million dollar palace
he claims to know
nothing about
chowing down
to kitty cat
all of his own
miiiiaaaoooow

it took
less than twenty minutes
& two angry songs
for pussy riot to scratch out
the whole sweden thing
& after that
the four of them sat down
with pen & paper
for eighty seven games
of hangperson

it wz eighty one to six
despite pussy riot’s best efforts
julian assange won